proctalgia:

proctalgia:

proctalgia:

if u buy me pretty clothes i’ll probably marry you and birth ur children

is that prostitution…

actually i dont care i just want stuff hahahahaha

(via proctalgia)

hunkules:

I HATE WHEN YOU’RE TRYING TO GET YOUR BLANKET ON BUT YOU TURN IT THE WRONG WAY SO THEN THE SHORT WIDTH IS ON YOU LONG WAYS AND YOUR FEET ARE COLD AND YOU HAVE TO MOVE THE ENTIRE BLANKET ALL OVER AGAIN

(via twerkings)